February 2012
4 posts
January 2012
18 posts
So this guy was tickling me….
Me: Why are you tickling me??!?!
Him: Because I like you, and that’s what I do to people I like.
:D
Being nice to people who don’t fucking deserve it.
The higher the heels, the higher the standards ;)
December 2011
2 posts
Funny how all these people tell me “when I come home for break we better hang out, party hard and go clubbing!!” and do this n do that. I say hell yeah I’m lookin forward to it. Then all of yall get here and start actin funny. Hellllaa cats and hella boring. And you can’t say shit to me because I hit up every single one of you every single time I’ve gone out! So fuck...
I can see it in your eyes, you’re angry. Regret got shit on what ya feelin now. Mad kuz she ain’t like me.. Oh you mad kuz nobody ever did it like me. All the care I would take. All the love that we made. Now you tryna find somebody to replace what I gave to you. It’s a shame you didn’t keep it. *******, ******, I know that you gon hear this. I’m the one, yeah I said...
November 2011
4 posts
No-life 400lb. Nerd
Hey everyone :)
So on November 8th I purchased Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. Let me tell you something… I am now 5th prestige going on 6th soon. In every game people get MERKED by me, they instantly say “This bitch is a nerd!” “She probably some fatass 400 lb. girl!!” “Thas probably not even a girl!!” OR “Fuckin no life”…….....
September 2011
18 posts
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“rack city bitch”
For my nigga RUBEN ROZAY! This my shit.. Real...
My Breakthrough
OK. I figured out my problem lmao
So the 7UP vendor that always comes in Raley’s was talkin to me… He calls me “45” (because of my tat) haha so today he was askin me if I wanted to shoot some rounds… I told him I never shot a gun tho! Sooo he uses that “your boyfriend never taught you how?” and I was like -_________- i don’t have a bf……....
there you go… RAAAAAACHET
let’s get rachet
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Ugg Boots and Shorts →
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
that Lame Game
I love it when a nigga try to spit game at you at the club, after a function, at the mall, ect. They be sayin “leme take you out” and shit… Eventually if I think they cute or coo, I be like alriight & give em my number.
Why EVERYTIME these niggas text/call me tho they gota say “when you gona come out to see me so I can take you to _______” …….....
Niggas be actin like Biiiiitchesss.
Aiiight look. I needa vent lmao. So I use to talk to this nigga named Durrell ( I work wit him) and I don’t give a fuck who see this kuz I don’t like him! But yeah we used to talk or whatever, and we got into it a couple times so I can’t stand him no more , yet he still text me buggin callin me babe and shit, and callin me all the time.
Lately, my girls been tellin me that he...
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“Ruben’s a biiiiiiiitchhhhh.”
August 2011
14 posts
Won't stop slappin. Ever.
Yeah I eat it, but much rather beat it. Lick ya girl down kuz I know she really need it. Yeah I get her wet, wetta than she eva been and she tellin me that she go and tell all her friends. Im like okay, bring em all along. As long as I can stick my tongue in between ya thong. Yeah I’m nasty I know you like it. Lick the bottom lip babygirl you gon bite it. Yeah I go deep, I love her from the...